Jason4731's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dont download this song]

I don't get it.

So. Is this a tutorial on how to motion tween?

mushirhoda responds:

umm.............no

[-Play More-]

Misleading title.

Naturally, when I read that the title was "play MORE", I assumed that it would be different from your original flash.

The thing that "Play" had going for it, was that it was a fresh concept. Nothing like it had been seen on NewGrounds, and thus, it recieved a justified high score.

This is a joke. With so much going on, its possible to even lose sync with the music without the viewer even noticing. All you had to do was enlarge a bunch of rotoscoped movie clips. Impressive.

Why you would want to desecrate your original flash like this is beyond me.

This is on par with your terrible slideshow/picturebook/crapfest flash.

Again. This is not good.

Dustball responds:

Allow me to correct you. This movie started out with the original movie clips (actually, graphics) and sounds files. That's all. I created 4 new sounds and their corresponding animations. I created the new song and then did all of the synchronization from scratch. Every single sound is accounted for by an animation, but it would be boring to just sit there looking at them all on screen, so then I added the camera work and movement effects. This is particularly tricky to do since creating keyframes in the middle of a graphic poses problems if you decide to change the timing later on. (I used graphics because using MCs would mean I couldn't see what on earth was happening on screen until I published!) If all I had to do was "enlarge a bunch of rotoscoped movie clips" I think you'd be seeing a lot more of these types of movies. And I wouldn't have to spend so much freakin' time making them. I haven't even to mentioned the fact that compared to the first one, this one has MUCH more elaborite arrangments and movement of characters. Anyway, I hope that clears things up.

[24 Hour Collab]

GOD.

I am so sick of these fucking collaborations. I guess it's just your shitty luck that made you post one on the SAME day as the highest (and best) scoring collab. GOOD JOB. YOU CAN MAKE A LINE FLOAT AROUND. NO ONE CARES.

ZombieLincoln responds:

Hey, that's not what all these animations were about. You and your generalizations.

Sorry that this was the collab that pushed you over the edge, man. We're not doing this to spite you. We like you. Honestly.

[Transitions (Star Wars)]

Is this how low Newgrounds has sunk?

A unbelievably high score for a less than mediocre preview? Guys, pull your goddamn pants up and wake the fuck up. I don't get it. This wasn't funny. It was as funny a minority getting tazed in a jeep because she was giving the cop some sass and didn't know her place. Just kidding, persecuting minorites is hilarious.

And what animation is there to justify this inflated score? Just a bunch of motion tweens floating around clumsily on the screen.

Morons.

Brand-new-hero responds:

your the moron for posting a less than mediocre review - If you review someones stuff criticise it but for christ's sake give them toips on how to improove. All you did here was proove you can be a mean ass. I wouldnt mind that if u tried to help - but you didnt. Good luck with your work - if you ever produce any. J

[Could u?]

Cry cry.

Man up, pussy. Fuck this flash. Go to your local library and pick up Ordinary People.

A tooth doesn't have feelings, idiot.

Frank-Uselesschris responds:

well if your teeth look like that i feel sorry for you =P this film was just a random idea and is old my drawings and animation have improved, go look at my deviantart if ya don't believe me, my user is uselesschris, thank you for your time =P

[Piconjo: Sordid Artist]

Superb.

I expected nothing less from a flash artist of your caliber.

Piconjo responds:

sux my p3n0r kthx
<3

[Renaissance]

Hi.

I think I saw references towards Spirited Away, The Truman Show, and well, I couldn't take the film seriously since I couldn't stop thinking about the scene in Old School where Will Ferrel sang the exact same song.

Graphically, it was stunning. The part with the train was done nicely, and I loved the colors you used for the interior. Though, some scenes seemed way too.. cheesy. Like the part where the mother is holding the baby and theres this starving afghan on the street with an ak47 or whatever. Meh. I suppose others might find that "touching"

Overall, a superb piece. 9/10

AloneInTheDark responds:

I agree with spirited away, but the truman show? I guess you are right lol. Take care

[Blood Brothers]

Quality work, champ.

Oh wait, it was horrible.

CrazyAguy responds:

Why thank you. Oh wait, I hear your mom calling, gotta go!

[One Wish]

Decent? Yes.

Worthy of a 4.09? Absolutely not. God-awful plot, typical "omg otaku" graphics, and a horrible ending.

AligatorHead responds:

yeah . .. :-\
i paid tom fulp 1 hundred grand so he gave me extra .01
im so happy.

[Zomborg Apocalypse - 005]

omg. orgasm.

I watched the whole series, fantastic stuff. Make more longer ones, they're great!

SPLANKGY responds:

thanks!