Jason4731's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[xiao style2: lab shutdown]

10 to negate the moron who gave this a zero.

Seriously. What's up with that?

Well, anyway, this was just awesome. I've never seen stick fighting done so well. 3.7? Pretty low for a flash of this caliber.

[My Tear for London]

Ew.

He has a skull on his fucking belt.

Goddamn goths.

[24 Hour Collab]

GOD.

I am so sick of these fucking collaborations. I guess it's just your shitty luck that made you post one on the SAME day as the highest (and best) scoring collab. GOOD JOB. YOU CAN MAKE A LINE FLOAT AROUND. NO ONE CARES.

ZombieLincoln responds:

Hey, that's not what all these animations were about. You and your generalizations.

Sorry that this was the collab that pushed you over the edge, man. We're not doing this to spite you. We like you. Honestly.

[a short about pandas]

Stunning.

You just can't fuck with flying pandas, man.

[Build Me Up Buttercup]

Not good.

The majority of the short clips in "Stop Crying Your Heart Out" were good, while many of these were not. Actually, I'd say that about 80% of this flash is plain horrible, while the other 20% are somewhat decent.

At least the flash mentioned above contained clips that were somewhat related to the song. If I recall correctly, one part of this film showed two people killing each other.

Well done.

While it is true that some effort was put into this, it can't just negate the fact that this flash is simply... bad.

[Stop Crying - Part 2]

Okay. You win.

*showers you with e-attention*

[Demise of Matsumoto +1]

Haha, what the hell?

Nice voice acting. I don't really mind the japanese, but come on. Way too short, and people are mentioning how great the animation is? There's barely any, you idiots. Even trailers are longer than this. Not very good.

[Rush 2 ++]

Goddamn it, man.

You are the fucking king.

[Samurai Sword 1]

Heheh.

The black guy had big lips.

Hahaha.

[Transitions (Star Wars)]

Is this how low Newgrounds has sunk?

A unbelievably high score for a less than mediocre preview? Guys, pull your goddamn pants up and wake the fuck up. I don't get it. This wasn't funny. It was as funny a minority getting tazed in a jeep because she was giving the cop some sass and didn't know her place. Just kidding, persecuting minorites is hilarious.

And what animation is there to justify this inflated score? Just a bunch of motion tweens floating around clumsily on the screen.

Morons.

Brand-new-hero responds:

your the moron for posting a less than mediocre review - If you review someones stuff criticise it but for christ's sake give them toips on how to improove. All you did here was proove you can be a mean ass. I wouldnt mind that if u tried to help - but you didnt. Good luck with your work - if you ever produce any. J