Jason4731's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[24 Hour Collab]

GOD.

I am so sick of these fucking collaborations. I guess it's just your shitty luck that made you post one on the SAME day as the highest (and best) scoring collab. GOOD JOB. YOU CAN MAKE A LINE FLOAT AROUND. NO ONE CARES.

ZombieLincoln responds:

Hey, that's not what all these animations were about. You and your generalizations.

Sorry that this was the collab that pushed you over the edge, man. We're not doing this to spite you. We like you. Honestly.

[a short about pandas]

Stunning.

You just can't fuck with flying pandas, man.

[Stop Crying - Part 2]

Okay. You win.

*showers you with e-attention*

[Demise of Matsumoto +1]

Haha, what the hell?

Nice voice acting. I don't really mind the japanese, but come on. Way too short, and people are mentioning how great the animation is? There's barely any, you idiots. Even trailers are longer than this. Not very good.

[Rush 2 ++]

Goddamn it, man.

You are the fucking king.

[Samurai Sword 1]

Heheh.

The black guy had big lips.

Hahaha.

[Transitions (Star Wars)]

Is this how low Newgrounds has sunk?

A unbelievably high score for a less than mediocre preview? Guys, pull your goddamn pants up and wake the fuck up. I don't get it. This wasn't funny. It was as funny a minority getting tazed in a jeep because she was giving the cop some sass and didn't know her place. Just kidding, persecuting minorites is hilarious.

And what animation is there to justify this inflated score? Just a bunch of motion tweens floating around clumsily on the screen.

Morons.

Brand-new-hero responds:

your the moron for posting a less than mediocre review - If you review someones stuff criticise it but for christ's sake give them toips on how to improove. All you did here was proove you can be a mean ass. I wouldnt mind that if u tried to help - but you didnt. Good luck with your work - if you ever produce any. J