Jason4731's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Shopping For Brains]

Ahahahaha

So incredibly awesome. Hilarious stuff.

[Foamy: Channels]

A couple of flaws, but overall a great flash.

Get rid of that goddamn black squirrel. He's fucking annoying. Other than that, the jokes were overall quite funny and the material, even though it may seem banal and hackneyed to others, was actually quite refreshing to me. One minor thing that pissed me off was the fact that foamy had no mouth. It never really bothered me before, but now that he's pretty much the center of attention in this flash, it just gets really disconcerting. But again, that's simply a minor thing. This is, overall, a superb flash.

9/10

[Gooberstory]

The most visually appealing flash on NewGrounds.

But that's about it. Other than the superb graphics and well suited music, it doesn't really have much to it. The intro nearly put me to sleep, but the rest of the flash was pretty interesting. I'm giving this a 9 merely because it looks absoltuely amazing, and the creator most likely spent hours of tedious work on this. Nice job.

[Piconjo: Sordid Artist]

Superb.

I expected nothing less from a flash artist of your caliber.

Piconjo responds:

sux my p3n0r kthx
<3

[Fluete -SE-]

What kind of shampoo does she use?

I would like to know what kind of hair product allows a person to have fucking mutant hair. Her hair looked like it could've easily devoured that pansy, pseudo-emo angel that fucking struck those oh-so-inspirational poses.

Nice try.

[Whatever !1]

Wow.

Awesome.

[In The Sand]

Decent.

Everything about this flash screams mediocre. It's astonishing how indfifferent I am towards this flash. I mean, it's like I was staring at a blank piece of paper for two minutes, for no particular reason, then struck with the realization that I didn't give two shits about the intricate spaces between each line or the pigment of the sheet. Much like the spacing and the pigment, the two sluts in the movie blended in so perfectly with the music and the backgrounds, that it wouldn't of had mattered if they weren't there at all.

Good luck to your friends.

cheers.

[SS Time Trials 5]

Hey, there.

My favorite part was when I clicked the X and the atrocious flash vanished before my eyes.

[Over the Rainbow]

Stunning.

This flash oozes with style, and truth be told, I felt this was better than your "Arms" Flash. This is a true gem, and it's a shame not many people will be able to see this.

Flawless.

[MssDynamitevsTerriSchiavo]

Jesus christ, pricks, lighten the fuck up.

Ever since that Native American highschool kid shot up a bunch of kids, everyone's turning into a bunch of fucking tree hugging hippies. "OH NO! SOMETHING OFFENSIVE. QUICK! WRITE ANGRY EMAILS AND GIVE HIM ZEROS." Shut the fuck up. I guess I'm part of the small minority that actually found this flash to be somewhat amusing. I'm giving this a 10 to counter all the shitty reviews people gave it just so they could give others the false impression that they're sensitive and that newgrounds isn't a haven for fucked up teenagers on prozac.