Jason4731's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zombium]

Wow.

Apparently you are a jungle bunny.

Get it?

You love the cock.

Wait wait. Wait for it.

Wait for it.

WAIT FOR IT.

You know what you just created? Do you know what this flash is? It's the fucking pinnacle of hilarity. I've just been swept away by a torrent of funny. No, really, it was so hilarious that I wet my pants. And then the chair. Then I had to wash the mattress beacuse it was soaked in urine and that was kind of digusting.

okay <3

[Berserk]

This does the series no justice.

Nice try.

[Lilium]

Hot.

That bloody fetus was pretty sexy.

[Star Wars: RotS]

Wait...

Where's the funny?

[Could u?]

Cry cry.

Man up, pussy. Fuck this flash. Go to your local library and pick up Ordinary People.

A tooth doesn't have feelings, idiot.

Frank-Uselesschris responds:

well if your teeth look like that i feel sorry for you =P this film was just a random idea and is old my drawings and animation have improved, go look at my deviantart if ya don't believe me, my user is uselesschris, thank you for your time =P

[Stop Cryin Your Heart Out]

Interesting concept.

Interesting concept which was executed quite well. It was a kind of hit and miss flash. Some segments were nice, while some just didn't match and ruined the atmosphere. But still, it was nice to see a whole bunch of different animation styles in one flash.

[MGS 3: Crab Battle]

Hahahaha.

Hilarious. The "olilolo" part was pretty fucking retarded though. Not funny retarded, just fucking bad retarded. The rest of the flash more than made up for it though. hahaha.

[Mask]

I can't quite put my finger on it..

But something about this flash makes me happy. It oozes with style, and I love the sketchyness of it all. Incredible work.

[story of a loser]

What's the point?

A poor ending ruined this overall mediocre flash. The ending lacked closure.. I felt robbed. The scene where he got punched was pretty hilarious.

Cheers.

[StickDude Killing Arena 2]

Good.

When I first saw how they were holding the rifles, I thought "Great, another battlefield ripoff.", but it actually turned out to be quite interesting. Animation was incredibly smooth, and the hand to hand ownage greatly surpassed that of any other stick fighting flash I've seen. The different futeristic weapons were pretty awesome as well. The one part where a guy is knocked off and then shot with an arrow was fucking great.

Nice job.